Reunion

You were a nobody, an urchin living in back alleys, struggling each day to get enough money to eat. So, when this stranger offered you 20 bucks just for a few hours of work on the graveyard, you immediately said yes.

You did not understand what you were doing, placing weird stuff on the ground, drawing circles, lighting candles. But then he sat down next to you and explained.

“Tonight”, he said with a mad grin on his face, “I will return my wife to life. We will finally be reunited again.”

When you saw the movement behind him, you ran as fast as you could. You did not turn around when the screaming began… or ended.

Only on the next day, in broad daylight, you returned to pick up his money and pocket watch. You also picked up an old tattered book. You could not read, but recognized some of the symbols you had drawn onto the ground.

Maybe someone else was interested in this? For a few bucks you would even help them set it up…

Caution: Low temperatures! Drool with care!

Hundreds of children are getting stuck in the woods at this time of year. Be cautious!

Just another silly idea. 🙂

And a test for AI models as most of them had lots of problems with this. This was the first image that remotely captured the idea behind it, that the child got stuck in a frozen puddle of its own drool.

The fact that the prompt says “comical man” is completely ignored as this model has a strong female tendency as most models have.

Here is another model trying its best, creating a cute image nonetheless. ^-^

Blow & Wash

Somehow an inflatable pink washing machine came up in chat at work and someone requested an AI image of it, so… here it is! 🙂

It was a bit tricky to get it to make the washing mashine look “rubbery” and inflatable and he would not give me a mouth piece like on a balloon, but otherwise it was one of the easier stuff to create. I’ve used my current favorite “Artsy Dream”.

Some more alternatives:

Sailor Bear and the Skyshark

– Images that are hard to explain –

I guess the model did its best to give me what I wanted, but it got really confused halfway through, I think. No idea where the shark came from. Xd

The prompt was something like: a real feral bear sitting in a cave, the bear holds a human who looks like a plushie and wears a sailor uniform, surreal, absurd, fantasy, highly detailed, masterpiece, best quality

Here you can see another image of that series:

All seems to be fine until you notice the hand of the girl. There is something really fishy going on. Maybe she isn’t even human.

Yes, this bunny has seen stuff. It was supposed to be a bear, too. The sailor doll is not very doll-like yet, either.

I tried this in several models and altered the prompt a bit which changed the idea to a human doll holding a bear and Artsy Dream was the first model that gave me (kinda) what I wanted:

This is pretty close, although this model did not really give me “photorealistic live feral bear”, but… it is cute nonetheless. ^-^

This one is the best so far, because there is some contrast between the bear and the doll that makes you believe that the bear might be real.

Whenever little Teddy felt down, he cuddled up to his favorite doll “Sailor Jim” who he could entrust with of all of his problems and secrets.